Fearless Mom is a pyro, I'm absolutely sure of it. There have always been signs - the abundance of lighters and matches in a house with no smokers, her numerous attempts to torch the carpet by "accidentally" leaving candles burning. Coupled with statements like, "I love burning things", although she later claimed she meant to say "brush piles" instead of "things". Most telling was recently when we were filling the Mantis with gas she said "I love the smell of gasoline, don't you?" Um, no Mom, nobody does. Unless they are a pyro!
During the drizzly last few days FM used her advanced pyro skills to burn away a significant part of the heavy tree limbs and brush from the last few trimming projects. When she visits your house, always make sure you have picked up those twig and leaf piles first. I'm just sayin'.
During the drizzly last few days FM used her advanced pyro skills to burn away a significant part of the heavy tree limbs and brush from the last few trimming projects. When she visits your house, always make sure you have picked up those twig and leaf piles first. I'm just sayin'.